Thursday, January 29, 2009
1.2.3.4.....5
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
I stopped at 10!

Want to know more about me?
My BFF sent me this, can you relate?
I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year.
Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel.
I can’t use the remote in a hotel room because I don’t know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.
I can’t sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.
I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pass-time while driving alone is picking your nose. (Although cell phone usage may be taking the number one spot)
Eating a Little Debbie sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.
I can’t touch any woman’s purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom. Yuck!
I must send my special thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.
Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer won’t crawl in my back seat when I’m pumping gas.
I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.
And thanks for letting me know I can’t boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face…disfiguring me for life.
I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.
I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.
I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don’t support our American troops or the Salvation Army.
I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan.
I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.
Thanks to you, I can’t use anyone’s toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt.
I don’t use lemon in my tea because usually it has not been cleaned and is full of germs.-Don't do it people....
If you don’t send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor’s ex-mother-in-law’s second husband’s cousin’s beautician…
Have a wonderful day….
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Hey Wendy!
Thursday, January 22, 2009
My Friday Top Five
Monday, January 19, 2009
Strength/Speed Ladders
*The strength ladder is a dance mix, the speed ladder is a rock mix.*
1 Strength Ladder/1 Speed Ladder (Thanks to Eric!!) 45 min class
Warm Up-“Cross the Dancefloor” {5:00}
1st Strength Ladder-“D.A.N.C.E., “Move 4 me,”Pain,
(5 sets)
1st Set-
:30 SC-small hill (cadence check)
:30 add-SC-medium hill
:30 add-STC
:30 add-STC-ATTACK!
-->always return at the end to a small hill
2nd Set- 1:00 each except only :30 attack
3rd Set- 1:30 each except only :30 attack
4th Set- 1:00 each except only :30 attack
5th Set- :30
Recovery-“Toxic/Yeah” –moderate gear
2nd Speed Ladder-“Rollin”, “Jungle,” “Thunderstruck,” “Forgotten”
(5 sets)
1st Set-
:30 Flat Road-moderate gear
:30 add Fast Flat (“out of your comfort zone”)
:30 add Run
:30 add-STC-ATTACK!
-->always return at the end to a flat road
2nd Set- 1:00 each except only :30 attack
3rd Set- 1:30 each except only :30 attack
4th Set- 1:00 each except only :30 attack
5th Set- :30
Flat Road/Recovery-“Numb/Encore”
Cross The Dancefloor (Designer Drugs Remix)-Treasure Fingers
Past Back D.A.N.C.E. Remix-Justice vs. Data
Move For Me-Kaskade & Deadmau5
A Pain That I'm Used To (Jacques Lu Cont Remix)-Depeche Mode
Toxic/Yeah-Britney Spears Ft. Usher and Luda
Rollin'-Limp Biskit
Welcome To The Jungle-Guns N' Roses
Thunderstruck-AC/DC
Forgotten-Linkin Park
Numb Encore (Instrumental)-Linkin Park/JayZ
Friday, January 16, 2009
My Top 5
Happy Friday!
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
It's cold outside.....
Sunday, January 11, 2009
My climbs have two personalities!?!

Warmup- “Seven Cities” {over 6}
1st Hill-“Love Stoned”
-SC-start by adding to a small hill (3 min)
-add every min. after that
-STC-1 min (on the 4th min)
-SC-Finish the song in the saddle
Jumps on a Hill-“Rock your Body”
-SC-a little harder than previous
-8 count jumps (2 min)
-4 count jumps (until end)
-àVERY HARD SECTIONß- Surges-“Voodoo”
-Hold Resistance
-Settle into SC, when music speeds up @ :50 sec. into song break out into 2nd or 3rd position and hold surge approx. 1 ½ minute……
-When music breaks settle back into SC, break out and hold surge approx. 1 ½ ….settle back into saddle when music breaks
SC, STC, DH, @ Flats “Sexy Back”
-1 min SC
-1 min STC-“let’s reach the summit of this hill”
“roll up and over the top”
-1 min DH-take “some” resistance off, not a recovery!
-Flat Road, recovery, water, towel off…..
“get ready for the next hill”
2nd Hill-“Spiritual Spiral”{over 6}
-SC-start off on a medium hill
-every minute add “some” resistance & 10 sec. saddle break
“Oscillum”{4:30}
-SC-hold the resistance!
-every :30 “power up and go for a run”
“Finish this hill strong!”
“Track 02 Morse Code Disc 1”-Flat Road/Cool Down
Playlist
Seven Cities-Solar Stone
Love Stoned I Think She Knows (Interlude)-Justin Timberlake
Dance Mix of Rock your Body-Justin Timberlake
VooDoo People-Prodigy
Sexy Back (Randy Boyer's Dirty Sex Dub mix)-Justin Timberlake
Spiritual Spiral (Carmen Rizzo Remix)-Cirque Du Soleil
Oscillum-Cirque Du Soleil
Track 02 Morse Code Disc 1
Update:
Did this workout last night 1/12/09 to a full house, over 30 bikes filled! I had tons of compliments on music & workout. I had a few regulars even say, "that was one of your best deliveries!" Yahoo.....